Police Report

Here is the official police report from Saturday night:

There appears to be a serial stabber in the Robbinsdale area.  Another stabbing occurred at the same location as the first stabbing, around 9:30pm on Saturday evening.  The victim was only stabbed 3 times on this occasion, with all stabbings isolated in the ear area.  The stabber, coincidentally, was also stabbed once in the attack.  There are no fatalities to report.

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That's right.  I reported her.  This simply can't go on!  This time wasn't nearly as bad as last week, but it is still painful to think about.  I'm sure you're all curious as to what my "blood number" was this week.  Well, great news!  It dropped to 338!  Mom was so scared to look at the monitor, but when she did, she scooped me up and gave me half a bag of treats (I think we now know why I'm diabetic).  Hopefully my number continues to drop below 120...time will tell!

For now, I think I'll help myself to another treat. 

Don't mind if I do!