Let me take you through the terrible turn of events. At first, I was excited that I found a new friend. We were playing and having a great time together. I get a little hyper when I make new friends though, and I must have gotten a little rough with him. Before I knew it, my new friend had lost a leg. Then his head. I'm so ashamed...this is really hard for me to talk about, so I'll let the pictures do most of the talking for me...
This is when I realized something was wrong. I looked around frantically for someone to help...but there was nobody in sight...
I tried my darndest to revive my little friend. I pounded my fist to his chest in hope to restart that little heart of his...
I even tried mouth to mouth...
But nothing worked. I...killed...him. :'(
R.I.P. my little friend. You will never be forgotten.
Love,
Chuck
How come the only reactions I can select are funny, interesting, and cool? Where can I select lame?
ReplyDeleteWhere and how do you come up with this stuff? You're something special, Auntie Dre. :)
ReplyDeleteMy mom has nothing to do with this blog, Auntie Shelly. Don't give her credit where credit is not deserved.
ReplyDeleteChuck is never this funny when he is staying with us...loud and a killer, yes, he still is those things :)
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