I got mom a present!

Mom isn't the only one that likes nice weather, so I was ecstatic when she let me come outside with her after work today. She let me out, checked to make sure all the gates were closed so I wouldn't wander away (I would if I could), and then she went back inside to clean my litter box. In the few minutes she was gone I decided to surprise her with a present. I had to work quickly and find something she would love. And then I saw it. The cute little bunny I saw her taking pictures of the other day! It was perfect! That poor little guy didn't even know what hit him, because within seconds he was hanging from my chompers. I heard the sliding glass door open so I quickly ran to greet mom with my present hanging out of my mouth. She was even more excited than I thought, because the first thing she did was scream. Hooray! I got her the best present EVER!! She wasn't quite sure what to do, so she grabbed me carefully by the neck until I dropped little Roger. Roger plopped on the ground, blinked a few times in disbelief, and then ran away. Mom said "You didn't kill him--good boy!" Well, duh...who wants a dead animal for a present?! Silly lady let him get away! I was bummed for awhile and continuously staked out where Roger was hiding, but he didn't want to play anymore. :(

Here's the present I got for mommy that she so irresponsibly let get away:

Don't worry, I'll keep 'em sharp for the next one I see:

I'm alive, don't you worry.

I apologize for not updating my blog lately.  That being said, not ONE of you showed any concern for my well-being.  It has been over 2 months since my last post...I thought I'd get at least a few "Hey Chuck, you ok man?"s or "Miss you bud--hope you're well"s. Nope.  Not a one.

So, because of my slight bitterness, you will get a somewhat uneventful post from me.  As I said, I haven't updated the blog lately.  Why you ask?  Well, I haven't had much going on.  Mom has been really busy lately with her extracurricular activities after work, so I've spent a lot of time alone with my thoughts.  Well, my thoughts and Daniel Tosh.